Weekend caption contest: Nancy Pelosi version

The best caption submitted by Monday wins a free "Attaboy!" (or girl) and some out of date Arby's coupons.  Leave your suggestions in the comments below.

UPDATE:

We had a lot of great suggestions, but after much discussion and coin-flipping...

Winner: Cover photo for Nancy's new book "How to Always Look Like You've Just Been Goosed... in One Easy Step".

Honorable mentions:  "Suddenly, Speaker Pelosi was glad she remembered to wear her Depends."