They say that all the best humor is humorous because it is based in truth and what people tend to think instinctively.
Over the course of the past year and a half, we've all had time to observe "The One" and pay attention to his attitude and, at least, what seems to be his principles and beliefs, and draw some conclusions.
With that in mind, here's a look at what one can imagine as The One's view of the Ten Commandments, if he were updating them for us today.
Via the Patriot Update:
I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE