CHRIST THE CONTRARIAN
Late last year, as the felicitous fears and fretful tears were shed and spread by the unholy Hoaxters of the Global Warming kind, I warned the world that it is quite possible that God was a Contrarian' who was still in control of the universe and took great pleasure in His Contrarian control of the Wuthering winds of the world and the weather. The ensuing weather soon brought the worst snow storm in one hundred years to the Chinese mainland with millions left cold and hungry in its wake. This same cold and clammy hand of Fate soon brought "The worst snow storm to the United States since l978" one weatherbabe recently reported.
Comments regarding these adverse weather events are scarce, as the weather has not matched the Global Warmist menu for Misery. After much deliberation we will soon learn this adverse weather was itself the result of Global Warming or perhaps it was one last snowy snowball salvo by Bush.
The dyslexic dialogue of the Left always provides and controls the talking points for the Word Warriors of the Right. This adverse weather was a talking point sent by God and I have not heard one Right Wing Word Warrior discuss this uniquely designed Devine phenomenon!